A Burger Guaranteed to Give You Nightmares

As marketing goes, this is brilliant. Burger King introduced a Halloween-themed burger called the Nightmare King which you can wash down with a Scary Black Cherry slushy. They conducted a 10-day study (a super Syentyfic study with controls and stuff, whatever) with 100 participants and they concluded the unnatural combination of chicken, beef and pork increased nightmares by 3.5 times. Maybe it was the icky green bun, the gross raw onions, or eating right before sleeping that did the trick. You can pick up these treats through November 1 but if your memory fails you, the HA1loween Whopper from a few years left a horrible aftermath in its wake. Beware!